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荼毘 | Dabi ([personal profile] self_immolate) wrote2020-09-29 07:06 pm

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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Are you somewhere in the 50's now?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's your birthday today. I'm going off visual queues to try to figure out how old you are. It's got to be somewhere in the 50's nearing 60 right?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes your lies are interesting so I'll humour you. What day is your "actual" birthday?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't need to know. I already do. But let's say I didn't, does that mean I could just make one up?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. Nothing does once I put my mind to it. Even if it is your birthday, we have opportunities out there. Even more, so take a rain check. You can blow out candles another day.
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lmk if you'd like me to find something else for him to say <3

[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Considering you're not allowed in my room, I'm assuming you haven't opened my closet door. I found an exploit, a bug in the code. Stupid question, because I'm sure all of us would say yes, but: How would you like to be able to change the present by changing the past?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Rude, he does nothing of the sort. Cough.]

You really must be up there. You're already in the bitchy years.

You know what I want. Go back and figure out how to make the present a little easier on the rest of us. I'll be going myself, but I want all hands on deck for it. Things here don't seem to happen in more than spurts and I don't want to waste the opportunity. That includes anything to do with the technology of the porter that we might find in infancy.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
You mean more than casual effort?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-19 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
So 'yes'. Yes is the answer. Yes as in minimal effort not yes as in you're going. You're getting lazy in your old age, but you're right on the money.

[Pun and entendre intended.]

Go or don't, it's always been up to each of you. All of this effort doesn't need to last 30 years if it's something that's come back after 30 years as long as it's big enough. Retro is in, didn't you know?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-20 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Sarcasm dully noted.

[And a second text shortly after.]
I'm at least going to try. That or you've got to anticipate any room you walk in to housing a thousand people invited to your surprise party and I was the decoy. 998 of those people being Twice.

One of those two.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-21 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The word you're looking for is fun. "Fun". The massacre not the party. Do you have a favourite flavour for your cake? Insurrection wasn't a flavour so I'm at a loss.

[It's his party, he can cry how he wants to. There is no party, at least not yet, but he's going to have a go at making a poke at the idea.]

It will be, but anything like this isn't easy. If you want to get fat on the couch, just make sure shit here doesn't go sideways with our starter area characters. I'll be back every third day barring that time doesn't line up, which I think it does.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-22 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He has his reasons. Some of which are because they can have a level of normalcy, most of the reasons are to see how long and how much it'll take Twice and Toga whining for Dabi to come back to his own party.]

Since you won't tell me you're lying and we both know you are, I'll just have to go with it.

[As for the rest...]

I don't think that's ever been a problem for me. I'll make it work. Just keep an eye for loose ends, or leave me a note on the fridge. I'll take care of it when I get back if it's too hard for you, birthday boy.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-22 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[That is nice. What a good, kind, heart filled gesture from a Samaritan and a philanthropist.]

You spelled "right" incorrectly. I'm only obnoxious when I know I'm right.

If I "fucked up" you'd know. But, since I'm a villain and also semi-self aware, I'll tell you. So far it's casing for opportunity. Maurita Falls isn't like it is now, so something has to start it. I'm going to start there and work my way back to De Chima, concentrate on those two if I can. Other than that, look for opportunities that'll make sure we have backing of more than normie jobs. Toga's settled down, but we don't have the leverage we'd need if she doesn't stay settled down. Other than the financial part, like I said, if I fucked up you'd know it.

That alright or do you want me to clean my room, walk the dog and water the plants first?

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