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荼毘 | Dabi ([personal profile] self_immolate) wrote2020-09-29 07:06 pm

IC INBOX


straight to voicemail

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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-22 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Let me make it easier since you've let yourself think this is hardcore mode. If it makes our life harder, I don't care who's fuck-up it is. Take care of it. You're not as stupid as you look. Pretend I said something encouraging about my faith in you to handle it. Make up whatever you want.

Steal a car. Get on transit. Flying. Unless air travel doesn't seem like a good idea depending on how America works it back then. There's other doors, too if I have to go to that extreme.


[Or you know. Have Twice help once he finds out.]
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-22 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Of course that's the only thing to be gleaned, but true. That was a bit much. Mophead. He gets this one.]

I don't need more than one. You're fine. I wouldn't ask if I didn't think you couldn't do it. I'd do it myself if I wasn't in the actual past.

Why wouldn't I be able to drive? I've logged hundreds of hours in simulation. Gas, break, wheel.


[You know. Against AI, or Twice most recently.]
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-25 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
What does it matter what it means? I'm not taking a driving test, I'm taking a car. It's either barring something or a warning and I don't care which. If there's a building or a vehicle in front of me, I guess I better figure out which one is the break and how to turn the wheel of the car.
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me: child of a cross country train conductor "ITSEASIERTHANYOUTHINK."

[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-25 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sitting really pretty on your search engines, Dabi. If I was dumb enough to let a train OHK me, I'd deserve it. How do you not see a train coming right for you?
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-25 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
["Actually it was Large Heist 5 and racing simulators. What does it matter? You'll be here anyway." Is what he had originally in that little text box back at the insult, but. He seemed so adamant.]

I can't tell if you don't want me to die, or if you're really trying to throw my lack of driving experience in my face. Which one is it so I can reply properly? I crafted responses for both.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-25 07:58 am (UTC)(link)
[That's not a fair response. How dare Dabi stop him in his textual tracks. Shigaraki should have thought that might happen, but he didn't.

Admittedly he thought there'd be a read and not a reply. He's got no carefully crafted anythings to either of the options. There's people who don't want him dead for their own means and then there's Dabi who they'd both tried to kill each other moment one. Then again, it's the same Dabi who Shigaraki would kill for now and the same Dabi who stuck with him even after there wasn't a huge reason. Even now, here, where there definitely isn't a reason.

A lot of typing, stopping, deleting and typing again and finally he comes up with:]


I didn't give an option C.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-25 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[With another few moments left with three dots:]

Twice is going to drive. I have better things to do anyway. Since you'd feel so much safer with anyone but me driving, if you feel the need to, instead of staying here, then you can come with us. If you kick my seat, I won't be held responsible.
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[personal profile] facepalmchampion 2021-01-25 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[The answer he had ended up with turned out entirely different from what he thought Dabi was going to say. Totally not his fault. Tooootally.]

I'll contact you. Just don't get in over your head on your own if it gets bad. You might want to see your next birthday.