Considering you're not allowed in my room, I'm assuming you haven't opened my closet door. I found an exploit, a bug in the code. Stupid question, because I'm sure all of us would say yes, but: How would you like to be able to change the present by changing the past?
You really must be up there. You're already in the bitchy years.
You know what I want. Go back and figure out how to make the present a little easier on the rest of us. I'll be going myself, but I want all hands on deck for it. Things here don't seem to happen in more than spurts and I don't want to waste the opportunity. That includes anything to do with the technology of the porter that we might find in infancy.
So 'yes'. Yes is the answer. Yes as in minimal effort not yes as in you're going. You're getting lazy in your old age, but you're right on the money.
[Pun and entendre intended.]
Go or don't, it's always been up to each of you. All of this effort doesn't need to last 30 years if it's something that's come back after 30 years as long as it's big enough. Retro is in, didn't you know?
[And a second text shortly after.] I'm at least going to try. That or you've got to anticipate any room you walk in to housing a thousand people invited to your surprise party and I was the decoy. 998 of those people being Twice.
The word you're looking for is fun. "Fun". The massacre not the party. Do you have a favourite flavour for your cake? Insurrection wasn't a flavour so I'm at a loss.
[It's his party, he can cry how he wants to. There is no party, at least not yet, but he's going to have a go at making a poke at the idea.]
It will be, but anything like this isn't easy. If you want to get fat on the couch, just make sure shit here doesn't go sideways with our starter area characters. I'll be back every third day barring that time doesn't line up, which I think it does.
[He has his reasons. Some of which are because they can have a level of normalcy, most of the reasons are to see how long and how much it'll take Twice and Toga whining for Dabi to come back to his own party.]
Since you won't tell me you're lying and we both know you are, I'll just have to go with it.
[As for the rest...]
I don't think that's ever been a problem for me. I'll make it work. Just keep an eye for loose ends, or leave me a note on the fridge. I'll take care of it when I get back if it's too hard for you, birthday boy.
[ oh boy does he wish there's a camera for him to look into like the office when he receives that second message. however, he is TOO NICE to list all of Shigaraki's fuckups for the sake of rubbing them in, though he seriously considers it. ]
Who knew you'd be so obnoxious about birthdays.
Gonna tell me what your plans are so I know where to look?
[That is nice. What a good, kind, heart filled gesture from a Samaritan and a philanthropist.]
You spelled "right" incorrectly. I'm only obnoxious when I know I'm right.
If I "fucked up" you'd know. But, since I'm a villain and also semi-self aware, I'll tell you. So far it's casing for opportunity. Maurita Falls isn't like it is now, so something has to start it. I'm going to start there and work my way back to De Chima, concentrate on those two if I can. Other than that, look for opportunities that'll make sure we have backing of more than normie jobs. Toga's settled down, but we don't have the leverage we'd need if she doesn't stay settled down. Other than the financial part, like I said, if I fucked up you'd know it.
That alright or do you want me to clean my room, walk the dog and water the plants first?
Let me make it easier since you've let yourself think this is hardcore mode. If it makes our life harder, I don't care who's fuck-up it is. Take care of it. You're not as stupid as you look. Pretend I said something encouraging about my faith in you to handle it. Make up whatever you want.
Steal a car. Get on transit. Flying. Unless air travel doesn't seem like a good idea depending on how America works it back then. There's other doors, too if I have to go to that extreme.
What does it matter what it means? I'm not taking a driving test, I'm taking a car. It's either barring something or a warning and I don't care which. If there's a building or a vehicle in front of me, I guess I better figure out which one is the break and how to turn the wheel of the car.
Sitting really pretty on your search engines, Dabi. If I was dumb enough to let a train OHK me, I'd deserve it. How do you not see a train coming right for you?
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What do you want?
lmk if you'd like me to find something else for him to say <3
it's all good!
Yeah, you mean "time travel" right?
Cut the enigmatic shit. It's all the latest buzz on the network.
[ he knows you stalk it, Shigaraki. ]
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Cough.]You really must be up there. You're already in the bitchy years.
You know what I want. Go back and figure out how to make the present a little easier on the rest of us. I'll be going myself, but I want all hands on deck for it. Things here don't seem to happen in more than spurts and I don't want to waste the opportunity. That includes anything to do with the technology of the porter that we might find in infancy.
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Messing with time travel sounds like a pain.
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It's different if you wanna try and influence people and have it last for 30 years.
[ looking into the Porter might be doable, but he doesn't want to promise anything right off the bat. ]
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[Pun and entendre intended.]
Go or don't, it's always been up to each of you. All of this effort doesn't need to last 30 years if it's something that's come back after 30 years as long as it's big enough. Retro is in, didn't you know?
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[And a second text shortly after.]
I'm at least going to try. That or you've got to anticipate any room you walk in to housing a thousand people invited to your surprise party and I was the decoy. 998 of those people being Twice.
One of those two.
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[ does he mean clone-on-clone violence or that he would be taking out clones? who knows. both. ]
Fine, I get it. You want to do this thing.
It's not a bad opportunity, but I expect it'll be more complicated than bargained for.
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[It's his party, he can cry how he wants to. There is no party, at least not yet, but he's going to have a go at making a poke at the idea.]
It will be, but anything like this isn't easy. If you want to get fat on the couch, just make sure shit here doesn't go sideways with our starter area characters. I'll be back every third day barring that time doesn't line up, which I think it does.
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I don't care.
It's not my birthday anyway.
[ that's his story and he's sticking to it. ]
Whether or not things seem 'fine' here probably depends on what happens in the past. Don't fuck up.
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Since you won't tell me you're lying and we both know you are, I'll just have to go with it.
[As for the rest...]
I don't think that's ever been a problem for me. I'll make it work. Just keep an eye for loose ends, or leave me a note on the fridge. I'll take care of it when I get back if it's too hard for you, birthday boy.
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Who knew you'd be so obnoxious about birthdays.
Gonna tell me what your plans are so I know where to look?
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You spelled "right" incorrectly. I'm only obnoxious when I know I'm right.
If I "fucked up" you'd know. But, since I'm a villain and also semi-self aware, I'll tell you. So far it's casing for opportunity. Maurita Falls isn't like it is now, so something has to start it. I'm going to start there and work my way back to De Chima, concentrate on those two if I can. Other than that, look for opportunities that'll make sure we have backing of more than normie jobs. Toga's settled down, but we don't have the leverage we'd need if she doesn't stay settled down. Other than the financial part, like I said, if I fucked up you'd know it.
That alright or do you want me to clean my room, walk the dog and water the plants first?
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How do you plan on getting between Mauritia Falls and De Chima?
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Steal a car. Get on transit. Flying. Unless air travel doesn't seem like a good idea depending on how America works it back then. There's other doors, too if I have to go to that extreme.
[Or you know. Have Twice help once he finds out.]
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well.
excuse you mophead. ]
Depending on the scale of it you better hope there's more than one person doing damage control.
Didn't know you could drive.
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Mophead. He gets this one.]I don't need more than one. You're fine. I wouldn't ask if I didn't think you couldn't do it. I'd do it myself if I wasn't in the actual past.
Why wouldn't I be able to drive? I've logged hundreds of hours in simulation. Gas, break, wheel.
[You know. Against AI, or Twice most recently.]
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me: child of a cross country train conductor "ITSEASIERTHANYOUTHINK."
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